Pushing An Elephant Up The Stairs

How does one do it? Is there a way about it? Is there even a slim possibility that it is indeed probable? How on this good earth is someone suppossed to do it?
This basically means that there is an exceptionally strong chance that one may keep on trying but it may never happen in a fairly certain eventuality. These things happen for a reason, for a beautiful, wonderful, yet fickle reason. It is shockingly capricious but worth trying to understand. The only apple left in the basket, the only shopping bag not billed, the only stone yet to be left unturned, so it may seem to the outside eye, but then again, it may also happen that that may be the best apple. These things, more often than not, turn out to be character building, they make one wiser, they are worth living through. These things generally work the same way they are suppossed to work, there is a ridiculously direct relationship of how much troubled your mind is in a blatantly positive sense, and how much it helps in the long run. It's good to stick with these things.
The primary problem in pushing an elephant up the stairs is that we are looking at it as an elephant, and a gritty one at that. We need to look at the fact at how big the stairs are!!!!
Yes, the stairs are winding, and they lead to a long, dirty, slimy winding tunnel ahead of them, but to get to the tunnel, we need the stairs, and then only can we realize then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel is just a freight train coming our way.
The glitch is we pushed the elephant up the stairs once, and it fell down leaving us to push it back up again. So this time, we will be wiser as to push it back again and make sure that it stays there. And just to make sure this time, we are gonna push an elephant up the stairs, fit it in a refridgerator, then just for kicks, fit another one in there.
If there is one thing i have learned, experience is food for the brain. And i will have my rich meal, the one that is deserved.

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are the champions
And we'll keep on fighting
till the end
I've taken my bows And my curtain calls
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge
And I ain't gonna lose........

We have had enough of good food.....

It is now time that calls for pushing an elephant up the stairs.